oh my heck.
just balm.

your face, but less annoying.

see the balm
universal skin balm

one balm. all skin types.

for whether your forehead is as dry as the salt flats in august or shinier than the angel moroni.

  • high-end soothing night cream: your eight-hours-in-a-jar (even if you got five). melts in, locks hydration, zero greasy pillowcase.
  • acne spot treatment: dot, sleep, de‑drama. calms redness and shine without declaring war on the rest of your face.
  • razor burn aftershave balm: post‑shave ceasefire. cools, calms, and keeps your neck from filing a complaint.
  • minor burn/cut soothing salve: for kitchen oops and curling‑iron "whoops." soothes and softens while you pretend it never happened. just, please, run the burn under water water first.
  • conditioning hair pomade: soft hold, no crunch. tames flyaways, adds quiet shine, and minds its own business.
shop the balm

your bathroom counter already looks like the city creek mall...

and you're tired of miracle cures that promise the world but deliver... well, nothing. we get it. that's why we made something that actually works.

the comparison

our balm
100% balm
$29.99 / 2 oz
their balm
70% water + 30% "actives"
$56.00 / 1.69 oz

less fluff, more stuff. you do the math.

the nerdy part.

great question! we use three carefully selected waxes that work together to create a texture that's not greasy, not sticky, but actually effective. it's science, but the good kind that doesn't require a chemistry degree to understand.

  • rice bran wax: gives it that smooth, non-greasy feel
  • japan wax: provides the perfect consistency and natural protection
  • myrica wax: adds stability without the heavy, waxy feeling

together, they create something that actually works instead of just sitting on top of your skin like a waxy disappointment.

real people, real results

"sisters, i've been praying about this balm and i feel prompted to share that it's been a blessing in my life. my skin has never looked more celestial."

- relief society president

"i used to sell essential oils that promised to cure everything, but this balm actually works. it's like the difference between a testimony and a testimony meeting."

- former young living consultant

"brothers and sisters, i testify that this balm is true. it's not a miracle, but it's definitely inspired. i've been using it for three months and my face looks like it's been touched by the spirit."

- ward mission leader

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