heck, an faq.

all the questions you were too afraid to ask, answered with the honesty you deserve.

the product stuff

absolutely not. but your skin will look great in the pews at stake conference. you win some, you lose some.

look, we're not promising eternal glory here. we're just promising that your face will be less annoying. that's it. that's the whole thing.

no, but thank you for asking the important questions. it's vegan and cruelty-free, which means no jell-o, no gelatin, and definitely no mystery meat.

we know you're picturing us mixing this up in a giant bowl of lime jell-o, but that's not how this works. that's not how any of this works.

nope. it's because we think you shouldn't have to sell a kidney to have a not-annoying face.

we're not trying to be the most expensive thing in your bathroom. we're trying to be the most effective thing in your bathroom. there's a difference.

yep. one sku, engineered to play nice with both dry patches and shiny zones.

the texture sits right in the middle: cushions dryness without the grease, soft-mattes oil without the crunch.

translation: less decision fatigue, more good skin days.

depends on how much you use, but most people get about 2-3 months out of one jar. a little goes a long way, which is nice because it means you don't have to reorder every month.

we're not trying to make you buy more stuff. we're trying to make you buy the right stuff.

the brand stuff

yes, but we're not trying to convert you. we're just trying to sell you some good balm.

our faith is part of who we are, but it's not part of our marketing strategy. we make good products for real people, regardless of what they believe or don't believe.

because that's where we're from, and we're not trying to hide it. we're not trying to be some generic, faceless brand that could be from anywhere.

we're from utah, we make good stuff, and we're not ashamed of either of those things. if you don't get the references, that's okay – the product still works.

absolutely not. we're not trying to recruit you to sell anything. we're not trying to get you to buy a starter kit. we're not trying to make you rich by selling to your friends.

we just make good balm and sell it directly to you. no middlemen, no pyramid schemes, no pressure to become a "consultant." just good products at fair prices.

because we're tired of the lies. we're tired of products that promise to solve all your problems and then... don't. we're tired of the pressure to spend a fortune on something that might work, maybe, if you use it exactly right.

this is just good balm. it makes your face less annoying. that's it. that's the whole thing.

the practical stuff

free shipping on orders over $25. because we're not trying to nickel and dime you on shipping costs.

if you're just buying one jar, shipping is $4.99. but honestly, if you're going to try it, you might as well get two. just saying.

send it back. we'll give you your money back. no questions asked, no guilt trips, no "but have you tried using it differently?"

if it doesn't work for you, it doesn't work for you. we're not going to try to convince you otherwise.

usually 3-5 business days. we're not amazon, but we're also not the pony express. we'll get it to you as fast as we can without breaking the bank.

if you need it faster, we can do expedited shipping for an extra fee. just email us and we'll figure it out.

not yet, but we're working on it. international shipping is complicated and expensive, and we want to do it right.

if you're outside the us and really want to try it, email us and we'll see what we can figure out. we're not making any promises, but we'll try.

the random stuff

sure, but they probably don't need it. kids have that perfect skin that makes us all jealous, and they don't need to start worrying about skincare until they're at least 12.

if you really want to use it on them, it's safe, but honestly, save your money and let them be kids.

probably. we're not trying to replace your entire routine, just make it better. if you've got other stuff that works for you, keep using it.

we're not the jealous type. we just want to be part of the team that makes your skin less annoying.

not yet, but we're thinking about it. we're not trying to be complicated, but we also want to reward the people who actually like our stuff.

if you've got ideas for what a loyalty program should look like, email us. we're all ears.

maybe. we're not big on discount codes because we think our prices are already fair, but if you're a student or military or just having a really bad day, email us and we'll see what we can do.

we're not made of money, but we're also not made of stone.

still have questions?

we're not mind readers, but we are pretty good at answering emails. if you've got a question we didn't cover, just ask.

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