not a miracle balm™

look, we're not going to promise this will solve all your problems, make you look 20 years younger, or help you find your keys. but it will make your face less annoying, and honestly, that's enough for us.

this isn't some fancy french skincare that costs more than your car payment. it's just good balm. made with real ingredients that actually work, not marketing fluff that sounds impressive but does nothing.

perfect for those days when you want to look put together without looking like you're trying too hard. because let's be real, we're all just trying to get through the day without our skin betraying us.

we use what we call an "engineered oleogel matrix" - which is just a fancy way of saying we figured out how to make three different waxes work together without making your face feel like a candle.

• rice bran wax: gives it that smooth, non-greasy feel that actually absorbs into your skin instead of just sitting there
• japan wax: provides the perfect consistency and natural protection without the heavy, waxy feeling
• myrica wax: adds stability and that "just right" texture that's not too thick, not too thin

together, they create something that actually works instead of just sitting on top of your skin like a waxy disappointment. it's science, but the good kind that doesn't require a chemistry degree to understand.

ingredients (inci):

oryza sativa (rice) bran oil, cannabis sativa seed oil, tapioca starch, myrica cerifera (bayberry) fruit wax, rhus succedanea fruit wax, caprylic/capric triglyceride, oryza sativa (rice) bran wax, bakuchiol, bisabolol, fragrance (parfum), tocopherol, hectorite, rosmarinus officinalis (rosemary) leaf extract, propylene carbonate.

all ingredients are vegan and cruelty-free.

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